I showed you all my songs
And random Youtube videos
And I hoped that you would find these things to be
A positive reflection of me
And then I begged you not to go back to your townhouse
And then I hit your Juul while you were sleeping
Here I am
Relying on my friends again
Trying to play Phrygian
Getting a new thyroid gland
Going to the taco stand
Driving to New Mexico
Fucking Severus on the astral plane
Having sex with Severus Snape
I let you wear my socks
And showed you monkey videos
And I hoped that you would find these things to be
A positive reflection of me
And then I begged you not to go back to CoLab
And then we hung out the next evening
Here I am
Relying on my friends again
Learning Super Locrian
Doggy-style with a pelican
Going to the taco stand
Driving to New Mexico
Fucking Severus on the astral plane
Just me and Severus on the astral plane
The book and film franchise of Harry Potter has inspired a monumental fandom community with a veracious output of fanfiction and general musings on the text and the vivid universe contained therein. A significant portion of these texts deal with Professor Severus Snape, the stern Potions Master with ambiguous ethics and loyalties. This song explores a small community of Snape fans who have gone beyond the narrative retelling of the character as constrained by the work of Joanne Katherine Rowling. The ‘Snapewives’ or ‘Snapists’ are women who channel Snape, are engaged in romantic relationships with him, and see him as a vital part of their daily lives. In this context, Snape is viewed as more than a mere fictional creation. He is seen as a being that extends beyond the Harry Potter texts with Rowling perceived as a flawed interpreter of his supra-textual essence Fuck
Here I am
Relying on my friends again
Trying to play Phrygian
Getting a new thyroid gland
Going to the taco stand
Driving to New Mexico
Fucking Severus on the astral plane
Having sex with Severus Snape
Fucking Severus on the astral plane
Having sex with Severus Snape
Fucking Severus on the astral plane
Having sex with Severus Snape
Fucking Severus on the astral plane
Having sex with Severus Snape
Fucking Severus on the astral plane
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