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RIP Pistashio

by Horse Bitch

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Patrick Heath Photography One of the most thrilling bands to see live and somehow just as amazing in this recording. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck <3 Favorite track: a song about camping.
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I showed you all my songs And random Youtube videos And I hoped that you would find these things to be A positive reflection of me And then I begged you not to go back to your townhouse And then I hit your Juul while you were sleeping Here I am Relying on my friends again Trying to play Phrygian Getting a new thyroid gland Going to the taco stand Driving to New Mexico Fucking Severus on the astral plane Having sex with Severus Snape I let you wear my socks And showed you monkey videos And I hoped that you would find these things to be A positive reflection of me And then I begged you not to go back to CoLab And then we hung out the next evening Here I am Relying on my friends again Learning Super Locrian Doggy-style with a pelican Going to the taco stand Driving to New Mexico Fucking Severus on the astral plane Just me and Severus on the astral plane The book and film franchise of Harry Potter has inspired a monumental fandom community with a veracious output of fanfiction and general musings on the text and the vivid universe contained therein. A significant portion of these texts deal with Professor Severus Snape, the stern Potions Master with ambiguous ethics and loyalties. This song explores a small community of Snape fans who have gone beyond the narrative retelling of the character as constrained by the work of Joanne Katherine Rowling. The ‘Snapewives’ or ‘Snapists’ are women who channel Snape, are engaged in romantic relationships with him, and see him as a vital part of their daily lives. In this context, Snape is viewed as more than a mere fictional creation. He is seen as a being that extends beyond the Harry Potter texts with Rowling perceived as a flawed interpreter of his supra-textual essence Fuck Here I am Relying on my friends again Trying to play Phrygian Getting a new thyroid gland Going to the taco stand Driving to New Mexico Fucking Severus on the astral plane Having sex with Severus Snape Fucking Severus on the astral plane Having sex with Severus Snape Fucking Severus on the astral plane Having sex with Severus Snape Fucking Severus on the astral plane Having sex with Severus Snape Fucking Severus on the astral plane
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You gave me a ride In your jeep And I never would've thought That we'd thrift for the disco party together But here we are Here we are Here we are I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire The first night I met you was at Alec's Birthday party I saw your fangs You didn't laugh at a single thing that I said And your girlfriend had bangs And I never thought we'd be here Playing music together But here we are Here we are I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire (I made love to the vampire) I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire I made friends with the vampire
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released November 29, 2021

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